Don't even think about Laz.
Laz is...well...Laz is Laz.
If you lurk here, I'm sure you're very familiar with him and his... problem :)
And most definetly forget Al Baby. He openly admits he has cold, dead hands.
I on the other, have warm and soft, yet rugged and strong hands.
And that is just my hands.
The rest of me is better yet.
Besides, would you rather be with a baby such as Al, or would you rather be Mountn...Man?
Yep, I hear you're a total package, er, a complete package.
Just a joke.