Give this thread a shot for reference to those. I wouldn't have known where to begin to find them if someone hadn't shared this with me upthread:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2341085/posts
Thanks for that link. It references both hugh and series but not having to take a shower.
One of the links there from August 27, 2002 did refer to the shower comment:
“In a hurry to get to the shower?...”
so it must be in a thread earlier than that.