First, I want you to know that I told Charlie Sheen that HIV is not so bad, once you get used to it, and find ways to treat it with cocaine, and to surreptiously get around your HIV problems in your nefarious and, shall we say, "unconventional" romantic pursuits.And now that that is out of the way, let me turn to terrorism.
We've all heard the many accounts of Christian terrorism, all over the world. Now, we do intend to continue to allow people to be Christians for a while in the future, but we are going to have to insist that those Christians cease all of these terroristic activities they are engaged in, and insist that they stop trying to convert everyone else to try to make them all Christians. They are also going to have to stop all these meetings they have in churches on Sundays and so forth, as these kinds of church get-togethers can quickly turn to Christian terroristic planning and activities.
I have also issued a new directive, detailing the requirements of all Americans to stop saying bad things about Muslims, as my Attorney General, Loretta Lynch has already briefly touched upon. From now on, if any American says anything bad about Muslims, I have directed the FBI, CIA, Homeland Security, the IRS, the entire Military, the Justice system, and Black Lives Matter, to throw the book at those Americans who insist on saying such uncivil degradations of our Muslim brothers and sisters. I have also directed Loretta Lynch to delete those parts of the Constitution which guarantee such things as the right to free speech, freedom of religion, the right to keep and bear arms, and so forth, and replace them with all the restrictions on those freedoms I have discussed here tonight, as well as elsewhere.
Finally, I know there has been a lot of talk and rumors about a presidential election possibly being scheduled to take place next year. Well, after careful consultation with Loretta Lynch, Joe Biden, and other highly respected leaders on my team, I have decided to cancel that election, and to remain in office for another term, to further help and serve the American people in these troublesome times. Furthermore, I have decided to dismiss about half of congress, so I can work closely with the remaining members of congress to fundamentally change America, just like I promised.
Goodnight, and I'd like to address this final expression to and about America and Americans. Like that famous old Muslim saying my dear Muslim friends always say about America, you're "All-yahoo Whackballs!!!"
The Walking Dead mid season finale was last Sunday, maybe he thinks he will get an audience. I’m going to re-watch TWD finale again.
That, and using illegal EO's to disarm the American People in an attempt to destroy the Second Amendment, and render the People even more dependent on an incompetent nanny-state/police state apparatus.
Looks like Bambam is trying to do some face saving
The genie cannot be put back into the bottle.
The American People have seen the Left, mass media, Democratic Party, and Marxist ideologue President utterly exposed as traitorous and incompetent.
This administration will be thoroughly repudiated, and the Democratic Party, along with its new standard bearer (Hillary Clinton) are going to ELECTORALLY OBLITERATED come next November.
It looks like Ann Coulter was right about Donald Trump, or, if not him, then certainly Ted Cruz. It's absolutely inevitable.
Our next President will be either Donald J. Trump or Ted Cruz, and the nation will be magnitudes better off as a result of the conservative wave that is about to sweep across the nation in less than a year's time.
And the Democratic Party, as well as the GOPe, will both cease to be significant factors at the national level.
Unfortunately, this will only occur after a needlessly weakened and vulnerable nation bears the brunt of additional ISIS-sponsored murder and terror, perpetrated on our own soil, and encouraged by an absolutely incompetent and oblivious Leftist governing party, administration, and water-carrying national media.
It's a crying shame that more Americans will be needlessly sacrificed on the alter of political correctness. But that's the price to be paid when the People allow themselves to be misled in such a severe and profound manner.
This President should be impeached forthwith.
Under President Biden, we'd at least be marginally safer for several months. NOBODY could be worse than the current occupant of the White House. NOBODY.
Mark my words. The Democratic party can feel the ground shifting beneath their feet. A tidal wave of public opinion is going to sweep them out of power, and the remaining vestiges of the mass media's power will also be cast aside.
It's already too late for them. Watching this President squirm tomorrow night as his legacy disintegrates before the entire nation's eyes is truly going to be a wonder to behold.
It's all over for 0bama;s legacy. It's all over for the mass media. It's all over for the Left, and it's all over for the GOPe.
And once Cruz or Trump becomes President, it's going to be all over for Islamic extremism as well.
If they weren't 'radicalized' does that mean that they were normal, mainstream muslims?
This is where this POS in an effort to deflect how involved he is in these “situations” is going to deflect the spotlight onto GUNS. Watch for draconian measures to be recommended. They reached out to the NY slimes to begin this yesterday with that editorial. NOTHING with the dems and especially this administration is coincidental.
To prevent more Gorebull warming, Americans should turn off their tvs during Iman Obama’s lecture on how great Islam is.