[Steely Tom]

Perhaps if they treated it as a workplace accident, the chances of further attacks would diminish.

Taking it a step further, it could be that if they treated it as an overdue library book, the problem would go away entirely, and, with it, any consequences.

[PeterPrinciple]

if they treated it as an overdue library book, the problem would go away entirely, and, with it, any consequences

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The sarcasm in that would escape most libs?