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That can't be a very large conference.
How does one begin to vet a veneered block of wood? How to perform a medical exam? - burn it?, saw in half and examine the cut? A brain transfer? New face? New head entirely? Give the creature a life time supply of good weed, put in a coma for the next 3 years - that would take it out of our hands, giving WTP a much need respite.
GO TRUMP! GO CRUZ!! YOU WIN OR WE LOSE!!