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Pres. Ovomit: I am not proud to be an American, I am ashamed to be representing the USA here, in this forum. My country is bad. Our history is one of Racism and bigotry along with gun violence. I wish I could lead a normal country like Botswana or Niger but they would never have me as they are not dumb Democracies. I am sorry for being a big, strong country and I am doing my best to weaken her from within in order to bring in the Islamic Trojan Horse. Really, I am sorry and would bow down to all of you if I could but my rear end is all sore and tender after my visit with Comrade Putin, so please excuse me. Does anybody know where I can get some soothing butt cream? Man! That Putin is one tough Pecker...ooops, I mean Leader...