What if you’re a fungus? Mushrooms are fungi and are very important to life on earth, as are all fungi, good, bad, or neutral. Please don’t slander fungi and those that love them. :)
Well, I don’t know about all that stuff, but you seem like a fun guy.
However, I do have my favorite fungi, and mushrooms are at the top of my list.
Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmmm, Baby Portabellas! ;-)