Every time I see Rubio’s name I think of Rufio of the Lost Boys, another poser enamored with himself but ultimately failing.
Rubio is the most dangerous of the GOP establishment's hacks, because unlike Jeb or Kasich, he can morph chameleon-like into a faux Tea Party conservative when talking to the right audiences, then go back to his true form minutes later and walk hand-in-hand with the Gang of Eight.