Eileen.
Conjoined twins, are they?
I was waited-on by a couple of nice girls like that the other day at ... IHOP.
Name tags, Irene, Eileen.
They asked me if I wanted dessert, I said, “What did the teddy bear say?”
They both said. “Gee mister, we’re stumped!”
I said, “NO thanks. I’m stuffed.”