[a fool in paradise]

As a birthday present one year, Mrs. VanShuyten bought a Walkman MP3 player for me and transferred my favorite albums and cassettes to it.

You're lucky. When Barack Obama gave an ipod to the Queen of England, he loaded the thing up with speeches he'd once given. #truestory

[lentulusgracchus]

You're lucky. When Barack Obama gave an ipod to the Queen of England, he loaded the thing up with speeches he'd once given. #truestory

I remember that. And that he totally blew the toast to the Queen and was rewarded with the most withering, icily scornful smile in history, and scored an EPIC FAIL that will be taught all future American students of diplomacy and protocol from now until the 24th century.

What a FAIL this Impostor is.