Posted on 11/24/2015 5:38:53 PM PST by bestintxas
ext week, the world's leaders will converge on Paris to discuss whether humanity is burning up the ozone layer and how best to address the problem (hint: the solution will probably include a plea for more governmental authority in monitoring and controlling humanity's energy consumption and, probably, taxes). And, thankfully, according to our fearless leader who has been completely absent from the world stage following the Paris terror attacks, such a gathering will not only end our global reliance on fossil fuels, but it will also demonstrate to a homicidal Islamic apocalypse cult that we are a strong, global presence committed to the issues that truly matter.
Or something.
All we know is that President Obama is 100% convinced that our best offense against terrorism is a Climate Change conference. There is some aspect of this that's true: the terrorists just hit Paris in such a way as to make them a continued threat, and world leaders are still gathering in the French capital, regardless (though, probably, with more firepower protecting them at mealtimes than most third world countries have in their arsenal). That's a real message — and for the US, an improvement over how President Obama felt in the wake of the Charlie Hebdo attacks, when he and John Kerry skipped out on a peace rally that featured a cadre of world leaders.
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Because a .0001% increase in global temperatures per decade is lethal to terrorists. Man, I can’t wait until 2100 rolls around, that means one or two terrorists will get wiped out!
Meanwhile, they are driving in with explosives into Hungary.
http://news.yahoo.com/hungary-detains-group-heading-capital-explosives-finds-bomb-224715132.html
No more Mr. Nice Guy!!!
Lets capture the financials once and for all!
I’m melting over here.
Speak loudly and carry a big hockeystick
I have the scene from Monty Pythons Search for the Holy Grail of the French at the top of the fort wall making fun of King Arthur.
LOL...he’s going to show everybody the phony global warming hockey stick diagram so they’ll be impressed. He may even ride his girl bike in his mom jeans. Truly pathetic.
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That’s funny!
Wow, so big and brave, going after terrorist SUV soccer moms.
Can you imagine the conversation going on in the ISIS caves now?
“Hey Ahmed, what’s up?”
“Oh, hi Mohamed, I’m just shaking in my boots with fear and frustration.”
“Why is that? What happened?”
“Well, I was going to get a bunch of us to blow up some bombs during a college football game and at some shopping malls during the holidays in the United States. I was going to take as many of those infidels out as I possibly can with my AK47 before I martyr myself with the suicide vest I made.”
“Yeah, that sounds awesome dude!”
“I thought so too, but now the president of the great satan, 0bama, has threatened us with a climate change conference! I don’t know what to do. If only their state department had been able to create us those jobs they talked about a while back.”
Speak loudly and carry a big hockeystick
Are you a Canadian? It actually is speak politely and carry a big hockestic,, eh?
Well.. I thought it was a football bat.. Let me be the first to hand out a booyah for the prez. Should we say.. And this time I mean it too? Or is that too harsh?
IIRC, It was a quotation of Teddy Roosevelt as a :/one byline description of his foreign policy approach.”Speak softly but carry a big stick”.
Not the Canadian version; if you bring in hockey, you bring in Canuckistan.
Like all academians, the theoretical world clouds judgement on the real world.
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And our idiot POTUS, who was only an adjunct lecturer..NOT a professor, is wasting more $$$ to fly to France for one day, and back to the US the next day, to show he’s supporting global warming restrictions. IDIOT~!
Excellent! Very funny.
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