[miss marmelstein]

Not making stuff up. Was just browsing the Daily Mirror and found a review of your autobiographical play “The Long and The Short.” They say it’s about the Suez Crisis but I don’t believe it.

[humblegunner]

Was just browsing the Daily Mirror and found a review of your autobiographical play "The Long and The Short."

I ain't wrote any plays since 1989.

Surely we must agree it was a different world then.

And it wasn't autobiographical.

Homey was just trying to get paid.