[Gritty]

Next up, George Washington, and the movement to remove "Washington" from "Washington D.C.

I suspect Washington might even lead that movement, given what the once proud city which bears his name now represents.

He would likely campaign to have it renamed something like "Gomorrah-On-The-Potomac" and be done with the stinking place...

[Verginius Rufus]

They could always rename it after Booker T. Washington...except that Booker was not radical enough by present-day standards.