Less baths more roll-on.
Enviromentalist equivalence.
I have a great investment offer for you guys.
I have invented a BO (Body Oder) preventive that is easy to wear and is easily attached.
To have the BO aroma controlled is to be a happy person even if people run from you or vomit in front of you. However, YOU do not have to smell yourself with my invention.
It is the AMAZING CLOTHES PIN! Yes, that’s right...a specially designed clothes pin that firmly attaches to one’s own nose and forces you to bypass the olfactory smell sensors inside of your nose. The vile order is taken in by your mouth each time you breathe and your tongue actually replaces your smell sensors with taste. In this manner your BO is not offensive to yourself as it will smell and taste like Limburger cheese or Braunschweiger.
No one would guess that that smile on your face while around others emitting a horrible stench was due to the clothespin on your nose for they come in 10 different colors based upon your race.
Depending on your stink level we offer 3 different levels of stink protection: Vile, Horrible and “WHO Nellie!”
Get your now before we are sold out!
What the heck is it with these so-called “royals”?:
Climate change root cause of Syrian war: Britain’s Prince Charles
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3363881/posts
What a couple of loons!