“Shockingly, Donald Trump immediately interprets a new event solely in terms of how it affects his personal feelings”
That is what you just did.
Not actually true, but I assume it's comforting to think that.
If you actually want to know how you're mistaken, here's what I would have said if I were actually imitating Donald Trump's thought process:
"Hey! I like Bobby Jindal! Why does Donald Trump always have to say bad things about stuff I like?"
I'm not actually a big Jindal fan, so I say this purely by way of illustration, but hopefully you now see the difference.
That is what you just did.
All wideawake did was observe what Trump did. Wideawake didn't refer to him/herself at all.
Just amazing that you would even consider that wideawake's comment had anything at all to do with wideawake's personal feelings. Trump's statement had everything to do with Trump's personal feelings!
Just wow.