The Supreme Court would decide the case.
Well, I guess you can always count on Chief Justice Roberts to do the right thing. i think his last official act regarding presidential eligibility questions was when he volunteered to administer the oath of office (for the third time) to Obama. ;-)
I have lived long enough to know that our Supreme Court can surprise us and they have surprised me before. It is possible that you will prove to be right. We will just have to wait and see.