DNA?
“DNA?”
That’s not a bad idea. DNA tests have been used to ID serial dog poopers by, um, `anal’ homeowners.
It won’t happen though because there prolly is a real chance this scat might be traced back to mad crapper Donley or his #2, the Not So Fresh Prince of Columbia, what’s his name? 8 years before matriculating, Daddy is a RR hots*** millionaire ...