Gear Gus&Ammo,
I never wrote to a magazine before but I just had to tell you about this incredible experience.
I was out shopping for a new weapon with my wife Lydia and she suggested that we...well you know, maybe try something new in...well it’s sort of embarrassing but I gotta tell someone!
We went to the shop and we looked over some...er...hardware the likes of which I’d never seen. Long, hard, thick and...well...black (No Racist!)
After talking with the girl behind the counter a while and making some jokes at my experience, the girl asked me the ...well Caliber of my weapon. Yea it’s a pretty personal thing and all but I found it rather arousing at the same time.
When I whipped it out and laid it on the counter, her eyes lit up.
“Oh! it so bof!” she said with a wink in lydia’s direction.
“You sure are a lucky girl!”