“Achtung: you peasants out there; vee are vatching you, and vee see zat you are having too much fun mit zis Halloween zing. Destroying the world with needless fun, hence vee haf decreed zat zere vill be nicht more pumpkins on Halloween... “
And here in Coastal California “the anointed smart ones” have decreed that even “approved” wood burning stoves are verboten. And I guess the whole country already have toilets which are incapable of “dispatching” your latest dump! Achtung, indeed!