Disgusting, like moving cheese, like hills of ants or of flies —Ralph Waldo Emerson
2.(Furniture) emanating bad taste like a cold draft —Milan Kundera
3.Lurid as a porcelain souvenier —Derek Walcott
4.(It sounded) obscene, like a rarely glimpsed body part —Lorrie Moore
5.Plain as cement sidewalks. Plain as bread crust —Jean Thompson
6.Ugly and fat as a maggot —Miles Gibson
7.Ugly and indesctructible as the aluminum beer can —Stephen Minot
See Also: PERMANENCE
8.Ugly as a hairless monkey —Margaret Mitchell
9.Ugly as a hatful of assholes —Geoffrey Wolff
10.Ugly as a mud fence —American colloquialism, attributed to Southeast
Southerners often elaborated on this as follows: “Ugly as a mud fence daubed with tadpoles.”
11.(He was like most new babies as) ugly as an artichoke —Anne Sexton
12.Ugly as sin —Maria Edgeworth
13.Ugly … like a great black spider —Rosamund Pilcher
14.Unappealing as a meringue with hardly any crust —Anon
15.As erotically stimulating as a mouthful of sardines —Ira Wood
The fact that you would go to such lengths to insult a 17 year old girl who has never done a thing to you and who you have never even met indicates you have a pretty empty life. I hope you can find some fulfillment somewhere.