The smartest woman in the world. She has never remembered anything. She has never been successful at anything, she has never been aware of incompetence that has happened on her watch. I doubt that she can even finish a Suduko. Smart, my ass.
“Good evening officer, yea I admit I was speeding and I am a little drunk,, OK, maybe a lot drunk,,, but I ‘acknowledge’ it, so we are good right? I can go on my way right???”
Ummm.... NO.