[WayneS]

He looks like the type of person who you talk to for 30 second and then have an strong urge to grab him by the hair and slam his face into a table repeatedly while you beat him in the head with the receiver of an old style Ma Bell phone set.

Do you prefer using a plain black phone or one of the "fashion color" models (Princess White, Autumn Gold, Avocado Green, etc.)?

For my purposes, I've found that standard-issue black is easier to clean...

[ken in texas]

For my purposes, I've found that standard-issue black is easier to clean...

Very easy to clean. Plus those old phones were darn near indestructible... no chance of getting damaged by his head.

[Polynikes]

I have always used the old style black phones. The type you could drive a nail into a board with. They always worked well for me when I had occasion to use one like that. Can't use an Iphone but the old Nokia’s in a leather holster make a pretty good impact device.