[wbill]

I’m convinced that it was only God’s grace that kept me above room temperature

You and me both, FRiend.

I told Mrs WBill that my kid won't get away with anything, because of all the stupid stuff I did....

...she astutely pointed out that he'd just do different stupid stuff.

[Rebelbase]

I hear you!

I slept on the couch beside the front door every weekend night when my oldest was in high school.

There was no way he could enter the house without a brief inspection or get away with coming in beyond curfew.