[who_would_fardels_bear]

Step #1: Make humans little so they use less resources
Step #2: Make humans green so they can photosynthesize
Step #3: Create a time machine and send some back in time to warn the human race.

Oh so now I have to believe my crazy uncle who claims to have seen little green men out in the desert back in '48?

[Norm Lenhart]

If nthey were near Lake Havasu AZ, they might be the ones I keep in a shed out back. ;)