Unlike Boehner, McConnell keeps all his tears bottled up inside, when all of his evil collaborations with Obamuck and the rest of the Obamuckers are brought to light, and the anger of the American people begins to rise up, and they get ready to boot him out too.
He stores all those torrents of tears in his "tear pouch", under his chin.
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