“Refugees” just aren’t the grateful types that they used to be.
Refugee spokesman:
"German government, we thank you for allowing us in your country from the pesthole we came from. Now as new ungrateful refugees, we demand you supply us with first rate housing and bring us food from the countries we're escaping from.
And we demand you change the customs you've had for hundreds of years as well. We would like you to switch to sharia law ...so we can immediately start killing infidels and oppressing females. However, you can invade Poland any time you like, something you've had a lot of practice doing...we don't like the Poles."