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Huffington Post seems like it's written by a blindfolded three year old that only has crayons to write with and the staff has to try and guess what the kid has written and they make many mistakes (especially in logic).

Then the words are put into a blender and a homeless hippies glues the words together and places the paper on the editor's desk.

The editor throws a dart at the “World of Leftist Dogma” dartboard and ads the words that thrill all the Lefties.
The editor then drinks a quart of Thorazine and take a few electroshock treatment before the final edit.

The same thing happens at Rolling Stone magazine, except the hippies are not homeless.