The truth is, you're actually an anti-American.
We're really the evil, racist, colonialist Empire that tooks the land of the Sacred Mexican people from them!
Moral relativism! The Eeeevil Protestant occupation of The One True Church's land is filled with iniquity, barbarity towards children, Catolicos, Negros and small kittens!
How dare we criticize the descendants of Ferdinand and Isabella. They have created great and Moral countries, the envy of all the Earth!
It is all the fault of the Gringo! That these countries unfortunately do not have paved roads, or electric lamps on the streets!
Excuse me for laughing. Your comparisons are absurd.