Carley walks into a bar...
Bartender says: Why the long face?
Wow, that’s funny - you must be a real hit on the second grade birthday party circuit.
Got anything else for us? Maybe a “Chris Christie is fat” joke, or even a Monica Lewinsky or hanging chad riff? Oh, I know - how about a Dan Quayle potato/potatoe gag, since we’re pulling these gems out right at the height of their popularity?
So clever.