[madprof98]

A thousand miles from home and playing badly, loneliness and dejection gripped him.

Gay articles all have that "It was a dark and stormy night" tone about them.

[HomerBohn]

He was just sitting around, doing nothing but staring and contemplating that fluff that had gathered in his navel.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Gay, you suck at football, and you’re stuck in New Jersey.

Perhaps this kid has reason to be dark and stormy.

[kcvl]

I was just wondering what nut job wrote that crap!