Simple solution:
Burn the damn thing down. That’s what the homosexual crowd would do (and has done) to pro-Christian expressions of Biblical marriage. Hoist them on their own adult toys.
They sure would. But they would get away with it. Probably earn a COURAGE award. Christians, on the other hand, would get a lengthy prison sentence . . . if not the death penalty (which may survive in the US just in case it’s needed to finish off the Christians).