[chris37]

I know we need another RIN0 to drop out before we can officially bring out Freddy here, but what the hey, I wanted to bring out Freddy. OOOWWWWWWW!

[Theodore R.]

I bet Rick is not going back to Haskell to make the announbcement. Did his funding dry up? Couldn’t he collect another $400,000 if he stayed in until January?

[exit82]

LOL!

Freddy is going going to be used a lot in the next few months!

[Heart-Rest]

The next time he runs, Perry is planning on switching from his "Buddy Holly eyeglasses" to his "Roy Orbison eyeglasses", in order to try to do a much better job of courting and capturing the "intellectual voters" among the vast sea of "independent voters", as well as the "reasonable, compromising, aisle-crossing, cross-dressing democrats", and the "moderate republicans and socialists", who all vote in the republican open primaries here and there around the country.

Buddy Holly That'll Be The Day

Rick Perry Another One Bites the Dust

Roy Orbison Dream Baby

Perry embodies that old time "if at first you don't succeed, try, try again" spirit, as exemplified by this 92-year-old gentleman (see link below) who keeps trying, and trying, and trying, to drive his car in a "Piggly-Wiggly" parking lot without crashing.

92 Year Old Crashes Into 9 Parked Cars