[The Sons of Liberty]

Ohio church sues strip club for holding topless protests (outside the church on Sundays)

I'd like to see the figures on church attendance. ;-)

[shotgun]

Overheard in a local neighborhood to the church:

Husband: “Honey, I think we should really go to church today.”

Wife: “why do you think that?”

Husband: “I have a few wrinkles in my life I need to get straightened out!”