[Trailerpark Badass]

When I go through school zones in my town, I chuckle to myself as i slam it down to 25 and then wonder why only the public school retards need drivers to slow down nearby. Too stupid to stay out of the road? Overwhelming desire to end it all?

No "school zones" around private schools here.

[sarasmom]

Keep chuckling to yourself, in your own town.
Best you stay there, where you feel comfortable driving.

There are still areas throughout the country, on private and/or rural roads, where the local citizens refrain from calling the LEOs, and will just shoot at your tires for speeding down their roads. School zone or not.

Keep your cell phone handy, while you walk to get a signal.
Because chances are nobody nearby has a phone to let you call AAA...bless your heart.

[Eaker]

No "school zones" around private schools here.

Here in Houston there is no bus service or "walkers" to private schools as they are dropped off and picked up by passenger car.