[umgud]

I got rid of my last one, she grew a little ugly and could never be trained to leave the toilet seat up.

I also remember telling her there was no way come night time, I could never kiss the lips that chewed my ass all day.

Hell, if I’d shot her when I first wanted, I’d be out by now. Instead, she took me to the cleaners legally/financially, so no, I wont be looking for another any time soon.

[Chgogal]

I got rid of my last one, she grew a little ugly and could never be trained to leave the toilet seat up.

Oh my God we are a perfect match in hell. I couldn't train him to leave the seat down!!!

[kcvl]

roflol!

[dainbramaged]

Hell, if I’d shot her when I first wanted, I’d be out by now.
My first wife was a test pilot at a broom factory. My second wife turned out to be the squadron commander. There ain't gonna be a third.