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To: NRx

I’m going to marry my cat because now, according to a court, “it’s all about love.”


4 posted on 09/04/2015 12:45:32 PM PDT by fwdude (The last time the GOP ran an "extremist," Reagan won 44 states.)
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To: fwdude

If you think your cat loves you are setting yourself up for a big disappointment.


9 posted on 09/04/2015 12:51:49 PM PDT by mad_as_he$$ (Section 20.)
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To: fwdude

I wonder if I could get the married tax rate by marrying my dog. I love him.


14 posted on 09/04/2015 12:58:34 PM PDT by The Ghost of FReepers Past (Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light..... Isaiah 5:20)
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To: fwdude

Ooh good idea. Me, I am going to marry Bill Gates’s bank account.


21 posted on 09/04/2015 1:06:31 PM PDT by Claud
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To: fwdude

Trust me, your cat is a stereotypical gold digger. If you stopped feeding him/her, he/she would leave you in an instant. (Or eat you in your sleep!)


23 posted on 09/04/2015 1:25:18 PM PDT by brothers4thID (Be professional, be courteous, and have a plan to kill everyone in the room.)
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