[MNDude]

The dork doesn’t even look remotely female.

[dfwgator]

I think of the song from “Earache My Eye”

My momma talkin’ to me tryin’ to tell me how to live
But I don’t listen to her ‘cause my head is like a sieve

My daddy, he disowned me ‘cause I wear my sister’s clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose

My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
For wearin’ high-heel sneakers and actin’ like a queen

[Clintonfatigued]

I remember the Aerosmith song “Dude Looks Like A Lady,” but this dude doesn’t look female at all. He/she/it looks like the victim of a fraternity hazing.