[odawg]

I kind of wish I had a subscription with ESPN so I could call them up and tell them why I was canceling.

[TBP]

Reminds me of another Groucho line. In one of their later movies (The Big Store, I believe), the newspaper says something about his character that he doesn't like.

"Which paper was that?" he asks.
"The News."
"Well, take out a subscription to the News and cancel it."