I want one!
Where do you get them?
Heh.
Razor blades around the edge of the sign will discourage the casual thief.
I like this guy, Andy Sabin!
Nice, but I like the signs that say, “Elect Monica Lewinsky’s ex-boyfriend’s wife”
Should have simply covered the signs with poison oak/poison ivy oil and let them get stolen...
NOTE: This recepie is presented for educational and entertainment purposes, ONLY! Handling, burning, or accidental contact with members of the family Anacardiaceae, which includes the commonly know plant, poison ivy, can cause severe dermatitis and or severe pulmonary distress.
You find a good actively growing source of poison ivy
Then you purchase the following:
A VERY good quality box of Nitrile gloves.
A bottle of concentrated Isopropyl alcohol.
Several N95 or better respirators
Find or re-purpose the following tools, at least two old cleaned margarine tubs, several good coffee filters, an expendable knife or single edge razor blade, an old clean and relatively short piece of planking or board to use as a chopping board, and some large zip-lock baggies. Optional is a small quantity of a very thin oil such as baby oil or a cooking oil.
Procedure: Gather a large quantity of poison ivy then roughly chop the leaves into pieces then place then into one of the cleaned tubs of margarine that has a quantity of alcohol more than sufficient to cover the leaves completely, then cover with the lid and place in a VERY SECURE place to steep for several days
CAUTION: from the time you pick the leaves on you MUST exorcise extreme care NOT to come into contact with any of these items or products unless you have on personal protective gear or PPE such as gloves and respirator.
After several days, you filter the green liquid into the fresh tub and allow to evaporate down to concentrate. Then you can add the oils to thicken the extract. Place it WITH PPE such as gloves, onto the signs and WARN ALL friendlies of the danger.
IN THEORY, what you would have just made is an extract of Urushiol oil, or poison ivy extract.
Discard ALL that has come into contact with EVERYTHING USED IN THIS PROCEDURE! Unless you want a roaring case of poison ivy contact induced dermatitis.
The field expedient alternative would be to simply collect and store the leaves, then rub them all over the signs in question.
Note: I am not recommending ANYONE do this as to do so would be very mean, it could give some poor misguided human being a very nasty rash! And after all, we should love poor miscreants like these creeps, yes?