Here is the point, Mr. K. When foreign invaders, engaged in a hostile action they call the Reconquista, breach our borders in droves, we owe them citizenship. That is how we keep the Reconquista alive, well and ever expanding: we reward it.
What’s so unusual about that? Don’t all countries reward foreign invaders? The more of the US the Reconquista ‘reclaims,’ the more we should reward them.
Or maybe we should just give them back the land. They claim a huge chunk of the US already belongs to them. Rather than make them work so hard to re-can onquor it, let’s just gift it to them. Granted, they would just redouble their illegal invasion into the rest of the US—but at least they’d have a more convenient platform from which to do it.
[The key to all this is that if you’re ever able to capture and hold a foreign invader, he/she automatically becomes an ‘immigrant.’ You know, like magic.]
Re-can onquor = reconquor
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