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To: ek_hornbeck

Seems like every parrot from Hollywood has to have a “cause”.


6 posted on 08/25/2015 12:07:47 PM PDT by Enten (I don't have islamophobia...I do have islamonausea)
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To: Enten
Seems like every parrot from Hollywood has to have a “cause”.

I suspect that every Hollywood star goes to his/her agent and asks for a pet cause to help his/her career.

Starlet to agent: "Look, I need a cause to promote to stay in the spotlight when my latest film tanks at the box office. How about children in Somalia?"

Agent to Starlet: "Sorry, that's taken, so is Sudan and Bosnia. But no celebrity has made hay yet by promoting the cause of Syrian refugees!

Starlet: "I'm all in. But I need a domestic cause too. Homeless children and AIDS are so passe. What do you recommend?

Agent: "I think that the wave of the future is setting up a charity to prevent the bullying of transgender children. And after ther recent shooting, you'd be smart to start protesting Confederate flags and statues of Confederate generals"

Starlet: "I'm glad I have you as an agent. This will give my career a real shot in the arm! CNN headline, here I come!"

22 posted on 08/25/2015 12:15:35 PM PDT by ek_hornbeck
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