The swine! [Actually, a pretty nasty weapon, for somebody who knows how to really use one.]
About 20 “or so” years ago, I read a story in a newspaper about some guy who’d been arrested for some reason, and was found to be in possession of, among other things, a “military-style entrenching tool”.
Because we all know that civilian style entrenching tools are entirely less scary.
The swine! [Actually, a pretty nasty weapon, for somebody who knows how to really use one.]