JOSH DUGGAR: Thank you dad, even though you are partly at fault for not allowing me to sow my wild oats like normal boys. I mean, the first time I get to kiss is moment I get married? But I am not really blaming you and your dopey rules.
PAPPA DUGGAR: Just to make sure you stay on a righteous path, I have hired a very holy man to be your spiritual guide.
JOSH DUGGAR: What's his name?
PAPPA DUGGAR: They call him Lazamataz.