“I go to my first jewelry show one Sunday. I don’t even buy a single piece. Heck, there was no chance to, the cops busted it up before the show got underway!”
You missed the part about the gunfight at the jewelry show!
“You missed the part about the gunfight at the jewelry show!”
HA! ; )
It really was a thought experiment, rather than an attempt at sarcasm.
HOWEVER (now that you mention it):
I didn’t see anything! I just ran and hid!
The waitresses said, however, they noticed people stuffing cashes of jewelry between potato chip bags on the shelves. Someone even tried to flush a bag of gems down the commode. Later, cops found bags of gems had been thrown onto the roof. There were some attempts to quickly dig holes in the grass to hide the gems.
Of course, presumably none of those were illicit gems . . . I wonder why the jewelry collectors didn’t want to have them on their persons when the cops started rounding people up for interviewing.