Why don’t you shut up while you’re ahead?
I concede to your dazzling brilliance.
I say “apples”, you obviously hear “oranges”.
Tone deaf & proud of it, I assume.
I’m on Page 20 & you’re stuck on Page 15 & never the twain shall meet.
Wow, aren’t you pleasant.
I am surprised you even know how to read. And a speed reader at that! Your case worker must be proud of you.
I hear the creamed corn at the home is particularly good these days. Better hurry up and get down to the dining room. The good seats go fast, and otherwise you will be stuck sitting with the woman who smells.
No, do you like the walker with the tennis balls? Or do you still have the hand power to pull the brakes?