Robert P
Robert P was this slow slightly overweight kid in the 4th grade. Probably the physically slowest kid in the class.
One day the teacher had the boys race, and not just any race, this was like 6 laps. It was the longest race we had ever been asked.
The guys all said we’d take it easy and save our energy until the later laps. And everybody did except Robert P. He hit it hard out of the gate. We knew he would crash after the second lap.
But he didn’t. By the time the 4th lap came around, Robert P had about a full lap on us all, and we didn’t have the energy to catch up to him.
Robert P, the slowest kid in class, won that day.
Cute... but meaningful..
Secretariat.
So you’re saying that Trump is the slowest kid in class?