“Just adorable. Im sure he did it with a straight face. It would be an interesting exercise to picture other candidates being asked the same question by the same little boy. Ill start. Cruz: Yes. I am Batman.”
Bernie Sanders. “I am not Batman. But since the leotard fits, I can be Robyn Banks.. I mean Robyn Hood. I steal from the rich and give to the richer.”
“Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, riding through the land;
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, with his merry band;
He takes from the poor and gives to the rich,
Stupid b*tch.”