[Secret Agent Man]

That’s b/c the brothers there are big in number.

[Vigilanteman]

Actually less than most cities of similar size. The diversity police constantly hammer the Pittsburgh region for not being sufficiently diverse.

However, we do have more than our share of Indians, Slovaks and Poles.

So many Poles at one place I worked that they called one particular department "the Ski Lodge." But they're all too pale to garner any "diversity points."