The thing that cracks me up about “Oh Noes!” articles like this is that the author — probably a recent college grad — doesn’t take into consideration that, if things actually got real bad, we could utterly annihilate them in a half hour or so.
I doubt anyone could rouse the stoner from an erotic, drug filled reverie with Reggie to do a damn thing about it.
He certainly does not care about what happens to this country, his allegiances are very clearly elsewhere.
Ah, but North Korea recently changed their time zone by half an hour so they have an extra 30 minutes to attack.
Only if our CIC had the stones to do it. Would HE do anything to N. Korea, the BFF of HIS buds in Iran?