Lady in our company office has willed her body for research. I told her that they had called and asked if she could come in early. She was not amused.
Heh, heh!
Like the newspaper that printed somebody’s obituary only to have him call in & roar, “You IDIOTS, you’ve told everyone I’m dead!!!”
The editor calmly replied, “Sir, where are you calling from?”
;^)